Friday, January 9, 2009

Operation Elvis Resurrection

Fuck everyone
fuck all you stupid little crackafinny bitch kicks
fuck you for dodging your mom's coat hanger
fuck it
sideways

yep

I don't really know-that's just how I woke up today so hella i care to fix it. It doesn't help that I just saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall the other day and have had that stupid "Inside of You" song that Russel Brand sings stuck in my head for days now.

Fuck you Russel
please go fuck yourself
please please go suck your little Japanese schoolgirl cock for me
lemme know how it is
send me a postcard







hawt!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!!1111!!

-Hayley


p.s. let's all go on a trip to the a&p together and get some tea bags.

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