Dear Everybody and their mtv-induced itunes library-
if you were a puppet, what kind would you be?
would you try go and sport your über hardcore hanging-from-strings-watch-me-go masochism à la Criss Angel?
would you be one of those indolence-steaped bastards that gets stuck to a popsicle stick?
or do you just like it up the ass?
it's a rhetorical question, please go back to your cultured little groundhog hole.
-Hayley
p.s. let's throw paper airplanes in the burger king drive-thru. that's right, i didn't capitalize "burger king," yeah, i disrespected you burger not-so-kings.
