A Night at 80s Pog Bingo!

Dear Everybody-

I like egg foo young yes I do
I like egg foo young
how 'bout you?

-Hayley


p.s. I hate ska.

Feminist Majority Foundation Gets First Male President

Dear everybody-



Because Vince is right horrorshow and the little fat fucks of the blogsphere need another reason to waste several more minutes in a chair eating betty crocker cake mix (you lazy bitch go bake the damn thing).
One more step towards not fitting through the food court's double doors.
Cheers to you and mr. pac man.

-Hayley

p.s. Let's fill up my sink with soap water and go bobbing for lives.

Operation Elvis Resurrection

Fuck everyone
fuck all you stupid little crackafinny bitch kicks
fuck you for dodging your mom's coat hanger
fuck it
sideways

yep

I don't really know-that's just how I woke up today so hella i care to fix it. It doesn't help that I just saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall the other day and have had that stupid "Inside of You" song that Russel Brand sings stuck in my head for days now.

Fuck you Russel
please go fuck yourself
please please go suck your little Japanese schoolgirl cock for me
lemme know how it is
send me a postcard







hawt!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!!1111!!

-Hayley


p.s. let's all go on a trip to the a&p together and get some tea bags.

A Baby Ate my Dingo

Dear everybody and their mom's bastard child-




Because I thought you should know.
All you rad physics moguls.
-Hayley


P.S. I'm lonely, someone come cuddle me.